When I become rich....and when I say "when" I'm really saying "never".....I am going to invest in the shower of my dreams. It's going to be as big as the entire bathroom I have now. I'm putting a lounge chair inside that shit, and a shelf that will suffice as a place to put the vodka. It's going to have amazing showerheads, and quite possibly a tv. And then, every time I so desire, or when that time of the month rolls around I'm going to live in there. And when I come out, the maid will have put clean silk sheets on the bed and a chocolate on my pillow. And by the "maid" I mean whatever male I am choosing to spend my life with at that moment.
Also, I will never be out of ketchup.