So Christine dropped by my house to drop off some presents for me, because she's awesome like that. It was about 11pm and warm enough to hang out and chat in my stairwell, so......we did. Well mid chat I saw something that nearly caused me to wet my pants in fright. A RAT ran across my driveway, not 3ft from where poor Christine was sitting. Not like an ordinary rat either. This rat totally had been munching on steroids left over by one of the various drug dealers I am sure inhabit my neighborhood. It took everything in my being not to shriek and inspire someone to call the cops on my ass. Needless to say, we vacated the area IMMEDIATELY.
Stupid rats. I swear my area is so high class I can hardly stand it.