Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Rules for being my friend.

1. Don't bullshit me.
2. I really don't care if you grew up different than I did. Learn from it.
3. Don't try and change me. I'm the way I am for a reason, and basically, I'm ok with that.
4. Don't think I'm going to be what you want me to be. I have my standards, but I also am not your typical female.
5. Seriously people, I don't do drama. If you don't want to hear the truth as I see it, don't ask me.
6. I AM the grammar police. I will call you on your shit if it's bad enough. Consider it a personality flaw.


Kerry said...

I like.

Alea said...

Where did this come from? I feel so lost and disconnected from your life lately.

vermontchickie said...

1. I don't.
2. What exactly does this mean? Learn from what?
3. That's good.
4. Not really sure what this means either.
5. You do too do drama. You're one of the most dramatic people I know.
6. I thought I was the grammar police...

I guess this wasn't directed towards those of us who are already your friends? I don't think I've ever broken any of these rules, have I?