"You will be showered with good luch".
No, thats not a typo, my fortune cookie from my chinese last night actually said that. So I went bed shopping to test out my new luch, and holy shit, the cookie's insight was true, because I purchased a new bed for half the retail price. A bed that as soon as I laid down on it, I wanted to strap it to my back, box spring and all, and walk it home with me out of the store. However, stores are fickle and apparently want to deliver it and set it up for free themselves, so I'll be waiting till next Sunday to let in the choir of angels that surround my new mattress. I just hope they don't drown out the TV.
In unrelated but disturbing news, I witnessed someone pick up not one, but TWO crickets with their bare hands out of my room on Friday. One of these crickets I had trapped in a box for a week, and IT WAS STILL ALIVE. I'm never going to be the same after witnessing that bare handed bravery though. Just this morning I smashed another one under a huge book in the middle of the room. I'm still scared to look under the book.